Seven Reasons Fudge-U Class
is da kine
(Da Kine means like “The Best”)
1. Any Watah Activity Gonna get you Eat by Shak (Big fish got Fin). You no get eat at Fudge Class - You Jus EAT!
2. Got nutten else do on Maui after you got burn by sun. Kan do Fudge Class Little Drunk. OK by us.
3. Boat and Helicopter and Zip Line all can stay kill you.
4. Whale Watch used be fun, but now no can eat whale so just look at em. Dull. Rather eat Fudge!
5. Sometime we no stat on time so you get lost you OK a little late.
6. If you already little too fat, who cares one more fudge? If you too thin this part of you new Health Program. Maybe Mainland Insurance cover you on Class. Call doctor an ask!
7. All the other six ones above read again. You know true Brah. Come get messy in Da Kine Activity on Maui - Fudge University Fudge Class! Learn be Hawaiian Local. Stop you talk so funny! Eat with people!