Abigail

I hope everyone has an Abigail.
The kind of friend from a fairy tale.
The heroine who has escaped from jail.

Crazy and fun.
Obnoxious, a ton.
An adorable smile that outshines the sun.

Her complex brain puts us all to shame.
Trying to top her is a losing chess game.
Nor tame or lame, no other's the same.

A gentle charm that is quite witty.
But when she gets mad she'll hiss like a kitty.
No matter what she's all kinds of pretty.

If Abby were a superhero, they'd call "Super Nerdy!"
Defending the world and those who are worthy.
Seducing criminals by being an intense kind of flirty.