First they (farmers) shove me underground just to leave me there for a few months just to get shipped off somewhere else(grocery store)! But the pain doesn't stop there some wise guy took me to his house just to get chopped up and shoved into a dark abyss (mouths) on their faces. Out of nowhere these small white things (teeth) chewed me up (mastication) just before a long pink thing (tongue) covered me with clear stuff (saliva).

For starters