BEST DAY EVER in the crust

Come to the crust. Here in the outermost layered of the earth it is a warm 400 degrees C and it never goes under 200 degrees C. Also we have a amusement park just for the kids called tectonic plate land here, you can drop off your kids and they will have fun on our world famous rides such as shifter, divergent, continental-continental collision and the globally feared, earthquake