I'm innocent. I was eaten and now I'm a piece of poop in the sewer. Here is my story.
It was a normal day at Costco, until some weird humans picked me up and stored me in a weird rolling thing (cart). They brought me to their box (house) and put me inside a hot thing (microwave). They put me inside their oval (mouth), and started to use their sharp things (teeth) to chew me. I felt this pink object (tongue) on my body, and then some liquid (salivary glands) started to squirt at me. I entered a long tube (esophagus), I tried to climb my way back up but a force kept pushing me back (peristalsis). I entered a weird room (stomach), and them I started to dissolve (chemical digestion), these odd liquids started to squirt at me (gastric juices). The room started to shake (mechanical digestion), and I entered a long tunnel (small intestine). Even more juices started to squirt at me! (bile). I kept on getting pushed, then I noticed finger like things (villi), they were absorbing parts of me!! And then I made another observation!! I noticed a weird structure (liver and pancreas), then I notice another structure inside that structure! (Gall bladder). Then, I entered another tube. This one was wider, but a shorter distance (large intestine). As I looked around, I saw large chunks of food (feces). Then I observed another mysterious object (rectum), and it stored chunks of food. Then at last, I entered a hole (anus), and know I'm a piece of poop in the sewer.