"We next put in at the island of Aeolus. Zeus had made him Keeper of the Winds. So when I'd entertained Aeolus for a month with tales of Troy, he was kind enough to provide a steady breeze to blow us home."

'As a gift I will give you an assortment of storm winds to stow on board, tied up in a leather bag. Be sure not to open it, or the winds of chaos will be unleashed upon you."

'Why does the captain get all the booty?' What have we got to show for our searoving?'