Mythical beast

While I was brushing my hair

My toothpaste tried to kill me

It's minty paste seeped out of its body

The cap overflowing

I was weak

My oral hygiene was horrible

It took my toothbrush

Tried to clean my teeth

In its clean perfecting order

Then it stopped gushing out slowly started to roll in on itself

Collapsed

Then there on my bathroom counter

Was the toothpaste

Minty

Fresh

Toothpaste