Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots!
Poked by the beans,
And screamed at by salad!

Poisoned by cabbage,
And pinched by the peas!
Tripped by the spinach,
And peppered with seeds!

Hair pulled by parsnip,
And bruised by tomato!
Glared at by swede,
And thumped by potato!

Battered by beetroot,
That pinch, punch and poke!
Slapped by the onions,
And Arti, who chokes!

Attack of the Vegetables
By:Gareth Lancaster

I chose this poem because I found it humorous and it made laugh after I read it. I also like food and it was about different foods.

Explanation:

Rhyme: potato and tomato
Repetition: In the poem there is a repetition of two commas and two exclamation marks in each stanza.
Personification: hair pulled by parsnip