On one interesting night, not too long ago, we joyously received the news of Monsieur the Marquis' death. We have been told that the Marquis was stabbed in the middle of the night. The stabbing knife also held a note from the Jacques. It said,"Drive him fast to the tomb. This, from Jacques." And on that night, he thankfully died.

Once news got around of Monsieur's death, people began rejoicing. That man was evil and inconsiderate of anyone besides himself. He shouldn't be stuck up towards the people who actually began this just revolution! In fact, recent to his death, the Marquis made an appearance on the streets of Paris near Defarge's Wine Shop. He crushed an innocent child under the wheels of his snotty carriage. Not coming as a surprise, the Marquis didn't have a care in the world. As you can probably guess, Monsieur the Marquis has always been stuck up and full of himself.

So now, in celebration of his death, many people have gathered in the streets of paris to parade the loss of an evil man!

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Another celebratory death has occurred in Paris! During the storming of the Bastille, our terrible and unworthy governor was killed. He was sent to the Guillotine where he was meant to be since birth. Since the governor's beheading on July 14th, 1789, the street people have been praising and rejoicing of his death. This event definitely marks an important day in the French Revolution.

As most of you know, we are reaching a fabulous amount of Guillotine killings. Who needs theaters and plays when all the action happens right on our very own streets? In fact, since prisoners are now automatically beheaded, there are currently at least fifty-two beheadings per day. Once you have bought your crepe at Luxury Treats, you can drop down by the Guillotine site to see the blood spurt and the last cry of desperation. Now I can probably say for everyone, that the Guillotine gives you suspense, thrill, and humor... just like Shakespeare!