S:My house is only 1.3 million dollars💵💸
L: Mines 1.6 million👏👏👊
S:I just got a diamond ring💍
L: I got a new makeup set💄🎀 and I have diamond earrings.
S: I have ruby slippers that send me home when I tap them on the floor.👠👠
L: I have a vanity made of diamonds and sapphires.💙💎
S: I have my own hair dresser.💇💆
L: I have my own airplane.✈️
S:I have blah blah blah blah blah

And so forth until it becomes so ridiculous that both of them know that they are both lying.😑😑