Large intestine, rectum, anus and feces

"Oh my gosh!" I exclaimed, "why don't I just die? Why is god giving me such a great punishment for? What have I done wrong in life? Why my dear lord? Why? I cried for like two minutes and then stopped taking pity on myself. It won't help. So I decided to examine my current location. I remarked myself to be in the large intestine, the part of the digestive system where most of the water and vitamins are absorbed. The large intestine soaks up all the water from the leftover of the food, eventually making it hard. At the end of the large intestine is the appendix, but unfortunately the function of the appendix is unspecified. After this the food enters the rectum, the last step of the digestive system. When the rectum has enough feces(waste)in it, then you get to have the moment of absolute glory. So you see the food that you eat just goes thought you system. It doesn't stay there. Your digestive system just absorbs everything nutrient there is in that specific food." So now I think I'm in the rectum and we have enough waste and the terrifying human who ate me is about to go to the bathroom. Oh my goodness, I'm so excited. Even thought I'm mixed with bunch of other food and my figure and nutrients are gone, I still feel like the luckiest food of the world. I'm getting out of this at last. I couldn't wait. Oh oh he's entering the bathroom. Bye talk to you later."