Summary of the process

Potato-wise, not actual bodies.

1.) We started with a potato and a potato peeler. We peeled the potatoes, weighed it, and handed it to Mrs. Kojima. The potatoes were horribly slimy and smelled like some type of wet grass.

2.) She cut off most of the potato and gave us a significantly lighter potato block. We weighed it again, and discovered it was lighter than the original weighing.

3.) We carved the potato into a crude humanoid shape. It looked awful.

4.) We buried it under some salt. I used a mix of rock salt and iodized salt. We waited 8 days.

5.) We uncovered the potato. Mine still looked fresh, while the other people had black on their potato.

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6.) We buried the potato and left it, for a few weeks.

7.) We completely uncovered it, dumped out the salt, and weighed it. Mine was 2.1 oz- heavier than the others.

8.) We wrapped our mummy in gauze, lots of it.

9.) We took some foil and made a death mask in our likeness.

10.) We laid our mummy to rest in our sarcophagus.